Godfrey The Great

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Ever had a boiler blow up?

Hello my dear email subscriber,


It's Godfrey.


Today was meant to be a good day.



As I usually do, I hopped in the shower to freshen up and get ready for a full day of work.


The shower was fantastic.


The warm water was caressing my skin and cleansing me from all of yesterday's struggles.


But as soon as I switched it off, the boiler began to rumble.


I'd never heard it make this noise before...


Not knowing what to do, I kept drying myself off - hoping it would eventually stop.


Then - all hell broke loose.


IT STARTED LEAKING.


And before I knew it - IT STARTED GUSHING.


Water began bursting out of it like a dam that had just been blown up.


I was scrambling around naked, having no idea what to do.


I switched it off - nothing.


I turned off the main water supply - still nothing.


My best solution to counteract this existential crisis?


A yellow bucket.


I've filled it up at least 8 times now and it's STILL going...


If you want to help with my "new boiler fund", now would be a great time to grab my Medium Mastery presale.


Not only will you:



You'll also be contributing to my brand new boiler :)


Here's the link if you want to check it out.


And have a wonderful weekend.


(A dry one hopefully.)


All the best,


Godfrey



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