KENSHO X by Brock Cannon

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5 Cold Plunge Jokes You Should Keep on Ice đź§Š

Hey ,


We all know the benefits of a good cold plunge, but did you know it comes with its own cool sense of humor? (Oh yeah, pun intended...)


Here are 5 icy jokes to keep you chillin' during your next plunge and to share with your frost loving friends:


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1. Why don't cold plungers ever get into hot water?

Because they're too cool for that!

2. What did the ice cube say to the cold plunge enthusiast?

"You're chillier than I am!"

3. Why did the cold plunger bring a ladder to the plunge?

To take the chill to new heights!

4. How do cold plungers stay so sharp?

They’re always on ice!

5. Why do cold plungers make great friends?

Because they're always willing to break the ice!


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Hit reply to this email and let us know which one is your fav!


Keep these in your back pocket for your next plunge, and remember—we're all in this (freezing) together!


Stay frosty,


-Brock and the Kensho Crew


P.S. Wanna chill with us in Jackson Hole, WY this Fall?


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