Hey ,I went in for a job interview once and I liked what I heard about the company: they had great revenue, the employees shared in the profits, and the owner was selling out to a group of employees who pooled their money to take over. Everyone was e...

Hey ,(This is a resend for those who missed last week's Picayune... You're welcome ;)A couple of years ago, I heard cars racing at the school parking lot one night after midnight. The engines were straining, the tires screeching on the asphalt as the...

Hey ,A couple of years ago, I heard cars racing at the school parking lot one night after midnight. The engines were straining, the tires screeching on the asphalt as they drove in tight circles. As I cut between two houses to look, the cars broke ou...

Hey ,[This is a resend of last week's Picayune in case you missed it...]When I was eleven, my father took me to watch my cousin play in the junior varsity football game on a Saturday morning. Some of my classmates were there at the stadium and I trie...

Hey ,When I was eleven, my father took me to watch my cousin play in the junior varsity football game on a Saturday morning. Some of my classmates were there at the stadium and I tried to hang with them. Although I wasn't in this particular clique, I...

Hey ,[NOTE: this is a resend of last week's email in case you missed it... ]Our carpeting needs to be replaced. It needed to be replaced shortly after it was installed because, for two months, our dog, Shaggy (may he Rest In Peace) had persistent and...

Hey ,Our carpeting needs to be replaced. It needed to be replaced shortly after it was installed because, for two months, our dog, Shaggy (may he Rest In Peace) had persistent and massive diarrhea.Every day, when I returned home from work, there woul...

Hey ,This is a resend of the most recent Mickey Picayune in case you missed it, and with an update about the story about chasing a wild goose (see below).If you've had enough of the Mickey Picayune, you can delete this and get on with your day. The n...

Hey ,I've noticed geese flying south for the winter. That annoys the hell out of me because the days are growing shorter. I much prefer summer to winter, or maybe I prefer the light to the dark. Whatever the case, I don't like to be left behind like...

Hey ,My birthday was this past week and I wanted to make it a special day: I wanted to vacuum.I know what you're thinking: the vibrating motor and the 12 amps of suction excite me. Nope. I just like to get the filth off the floor.Filth you say? Yeah....