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NOW, it's time Matt Gaetz got F#@$ed

(This is a "reprint" of yesterday's Morning Sixpack. Why? Because it's GREAT...and you didn't read it.)


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Hiya!


Oh boy! Today is a whopper of a day. It started out slow for me. I really didn't want to write this.


I'm exhausted. Didn't get enough sleep... for the last 15 years. (I have four kids. One, coincidentally, is 15. Do the math.)


So this morning's Sixpack was going to be full of--ahem--light beer.


But then I started perusing the web...


Hilarity ensued.


Matt Gaetz's literal partner in (alleged) crime, Joel Greenberg wrote an actual letter to Roger Stone, asking for pleading for a pre-emptive presidential pardon from...you-know-who.


And didn't get it. Obviously. Now Matt Gaetz is left to stew in his own stench. And it is glorious!


More here.


Oh, and CumRocket. You have to read #5.


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Make it a great day! Have a great weekend. See you on Monday 😎


Bill


🍺 PS - Buy me a beer to keep the Daily Grind News open for business!

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