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The Government's Evil Plot to Rob You of Your Sleep

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If you're like me, you like your sleep. No, really. I REALLY like my sleep.


That's why I think Daylight Savings is pure evil. And the only way to fight that evil is to be at church on time this Sunday.


Kidding aside, this is your unnecessary reminder to turn your clocks forward one hour before you go to bed on Saturday night. Since most of us use our cell phones for alarm clocks, this will happen automatically, and we'll all wake up mad at the devil for inventing Daylight Savings.


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Oh, and we'll be continuing our series on prayer too! Wendy will be bringing the message, and it's going to be awesome.


See you Sunday.


Living a passionate mission,



Lee Bezotte

Co-Lead Pastor, Mercy Vineyard Church

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