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Hullo releases its new August schedule
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Hullo Releases 50 Reasons for Its Inaugural Sailing Cancellations
Fast ferry Hullo failed to send any ships out on its inaugural sailings, but the company released its reasons why.
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Ground Broken on Future “Fast Ferry Cancellation” Site
Civic leaders broke ground on the site of the announcement of the inevitable cancellation of Nanaimo's planned fast…
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Citizens Protest City’s New ‘Naloxone NFT’ Data Mining Centre
A group of citizens loudly interrupted a City Council meeting, protesting the inevitable advancement of progress.
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BC Ferries Introduces “Surcharge Admin” Surcharge
NANAIMO — Travellers on BC Ferries routes on Vancouver Island will be paying more starting today, after the…
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Nanaimo’s Annual Thief Fashion Show a Huge Hit
Island thieves will steal their way into your hearts with these muted retro styles.
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There Never Were Any Whales, Ferry Worker Admits
People have been staring out the front window for no reason, claims a BC Ferries prankster.
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